A Satanist is running for governor of Minnesota. He must figure he has a good shot, figuring Jesse Ventura got in. Heck, this guy is a pro wrestler, too, according to his website. Excerpt:
My name is Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.
I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my enemy.
Hey, at least he acknowledges Him.