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# Late Night
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/3614/
- Published: 2006-01-12T16:48:34.000Z
- Updated: 2006-01-12T16:48:34.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, #wpChunk

Leno:

> The Hamas terror organization has announced it now has its own TV station. Great, now NBC will be the fifth rated network.

> Senator Ted Kennedy announced that he and his dog Splash are writing a children's book. Is Splash the best name for Ted Kennedy's dog? Isn't that a bit like Jack Abramoff naming his dog Bribe?

Letterman:

> According to the AMA 15% of Americans are drunk on the job. In fact the writer of this joke was too drunk to come up with a punch line.