Kimmel

Little Caesars is about to deliver a bacon-wrapped deep dish pizza. It's a pizza with three and a half feet of bacon wrapped around it. I think we've reached a point as Americans where normal pizza has become too healthy for us. . . We will not stop until we've created a pizza that leaps out of the box and pulls our hearts directly out of our chests.

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