Conan

I had an amazing experience in Cuba. People there are fantastic. But I do have to say it's very nice to be back home in front of all of you capitalist pigs.

There's a new device that allows airline passengers to completely isolate themselves from their row mates. The device is called a baby.

There's a rumor that the San Diego Chargers might move to Los Angeles. The Chargers could be here for the 2016 season or the 2017 season, depending on traffic.

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