Leno on Many Things

The man was on fire last night:

Some good news – doctors say that Ariel Sharon is emerging from his coma and can move his hand. The first thing he did was give Pat Robertson the finger.

The Supreme Court confirmation hearings are under way for Judge Sam Alito. Democrats want to know his position on privacy. Republicans want to know his position on prison terms for bribery.

A lot of Democrats worry Judge Alito may be a threat to the endangered species list. Democrats have been worried about the endangered species list ever since they found they were all on it.

A homemade bomb was found in the bathroom of a Starbucks in San Francisco. Police defused the device, saving over $85 million worth of coffee.

100 people were evacuated from the Starbucks. They were taken to the Starbucks to two doors down.

According to "Varity” films with gay themes are the hottest trend in Hollywood right now. At least until the Elton John honeymoon video comes out.