I wasn't going to cover it, but the Bode Miller thing is ridiculous. Here's a summary of his words about drinking and skiing:
"Talk about a hard challenge right there," Miller said. "If you ever tried to ski when you're wasted, it's not easy." He also spoke about skiing drunk - quite colorfully - in an interview with Maxim magazine.
Okay, so they're not virtuous quotes, but his ridiculous first name is a bigger affront to decency, as is his decision to give an interview to Maxim. But his comments might get him kicked off the U.S. Ski Team.