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# Crime Doesn't Pay
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/3568/
- Published: 2006-01-08T23:42:45.000Z
- Updated: 2006-01-08T23:42:45.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, #wpChunk

> [Two people suspected of counterfeiting money spent at least a week relieving themselves in plastic shopping bags, because the plumbing stopped working in their apartment when they flushed wads of suspected fake cash down the toilet, authorities said.](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CASH%5FCLOGGED%5FTOILET?SITE=NYNYD&SECTION=STRANGE&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-01-06-22-34-20&ref=thedailyeudemon.com)