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One of the funnier Onion pieces this year:

The Onion's Person Of The Year 2014: (TIE) Malala Yousafzai And John Cena http://t.co/CxFrR0Hhr2 #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/X9xMhm0rdA

— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 12, 2014

Yousafzai inspires young girls around the globe, even in spite of constant death threats, and earlier this year made history by becoming, at only age 17, the youngest-ever recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.

No less remarkable are the accomplishments of Cena, whose work inside the ring has rightfully earned him praise and respect the world over. Just as Yousafzai survived an assassin's bullets, the fearless WrestleMania headliner has endured hundreds, if not thousands of suplexes, backbreakers, and steel chair blows to the head, and yet has refused to submit to a three count time and time again. And like the Pakistani activist, Cena also proved his bravery, standing tall in the face of a range of foes every bit as vicious as the Taliban, including Roman Reigns, Brock Lesnar, and Kane. . .