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# Cutting One's Phone Bills
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/3464/
- Published: 2005-12-28T21:08:48.000Z
- Updated: 2005-12-28T21:08:48.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, #wpChunk

A novel way of establishing one's patriarchal authority:

> Marlon Brando Gill may have taken AT&T's "reach out and touch someone" slogan too far, according to officials. Police have charged the Missouri man with felony assault, suspecting that Gill crammed a cell phone down his girlfriend's throat during an argument.

[Link](http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/12/28/cell%5Fphone%5Fswallow/?ref=thedailyeudemon.com).