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A gang member turned rabbi has been arrested in New York for impersonating a police officer. A gang member, a rabbi, and a police officer. He's basically a one-man version of the Village People. Meyers
President Obama is trying very hard to put people at ease about Ebola. Obama said he hugged and kissed some of the nurses in Atlanta who had treated the patients with Ebola. Man, Obama will do anything to get out of that job right now. Conan
CBS will soon offer a paid subscription service. That means you can continue to watch CBS for free or you can pay for it. It's your call. Conan