Willie

A guy purchased Willie Nelson's hair for $37,000. Willie removed his braids and the guy bought them for $37,000. This is the kind of decision you make after spending the day on Willie's tour bus. Letterman

Willie's braids were apparently cut back in the '80s when his hair was red. Experts say they would have gone for even more if they had ever been shampooed or conditioned. Kimmel

I don't know about you, but I don't have money to throw away on country music hair. I have to save up to buy new Apple products every two months. Kimmel

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