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# Humorous
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/34015/
- Published: 2014-09-16T11:02:01.000Z
- Updated: 2014-09-16T11:02:01.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

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H.I.F.

[Twenty jokes for nerds](http://www.patheos.com/blogs/billykangas/2014/03/20-jokes-for-nerds.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com#ixzz3DCY5NYXA). A few of my favorites:

A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says “make me one with everything”.

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.  
 “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks.  
 The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks “Do all of you want a drink?”  
 The first logician says “I don't know.”  
 The second logician says “I don't know.”  
 The third logician says “Yes!”