Humorous

H.I.F.

Twenty jokes for nerds. A few of my favorites:

A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says “make me one with everything”.

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
“You mean a martini?” the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks “Do all of you want a drink?”
The first logician says “I don't know.”
The second logician says “I don't know.”
The third logician says “Yes!”