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# Some Halloween Jokes
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/33898/
- Published: 2014-10-31T06:53:34.000Z
- Updated: 2014-10-31T06:53:34.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with!

Why was the scarecrow given an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer!

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He just couldn't see himself doing it.