Funny stuff:
In keeping with the spirit of political correctness, the Catholic League recommends the adoption of the following songs at Holidaytime:
“I'm Dreaming of a White Holiday”; “O Holiday Tree”; “All I Want for The Holiday Is My Two Front Teeth; “We Wish You a Merry Holiday”; “The Twelve Days of the Holiday”; “The Holiday Song”; “Rockin' Around The Holiday Tree”; “You're All I Want For The Holiday”; “Baby's First Holiday”; “Do They Know It's The Holiday”; “Merry Holiday Darling”; “I'll Be Home For The Holiday”; “It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like The Holiday”; “Blue Holiday”; “The Holiday Waltz”; “Holly Jolly Holiday”; “So This Is The Holiday”; “Merry, Merry Holiday Baby”; “Have Yourself a Merry Little Holiday”; “Twas the Night Before The Holiday”; “Holiday Serenade”; “Feliz Vacaciones.”
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