Humorous, kinda

H.I.F.

It's not too often an opening line from a news story unintentionally summarizes, illustrates, and proves beyond reasonable doubt the deranged culture we've come to inhabit: "The low neckline of her halter gown exposes a hairy chest."

After that line, the story is forgettable (homosexual Arabs in NYC), but here's the link if you want to read it.