Late Night BYCU: Kimmel

A strange new product is coming to your liver this fall – Palcohol, which is powdered alcohol. It's like Crystal Light that will get you drunk.

Palcohol is great for astronauts looking to get wasted in space.

Palcohol flavors include Vodka, rum, mojito, cosmopolitan, and lemon drop. I think Keith Richards will sprinkle this stuff on his Cheerios in the morning.

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