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A Kansas man on trial for first-degree murder wants to remove a tattoo across his neck reading “murder” because he's worried it might prejudice the jury. Though he might be able to create reasonable doubt by just adding a question mark.

China's state media has announced that its “Cleaning the Web” Campaign has successfully shut down 110 porn websites. That's like New York City announcing that their “Cleaning the Subway” campaign has successfully exterminated one rat.

The Detroit Metropolitan Airport has unveiled indoor patches of grass that serve as toilets for service dogs. And the New York subway continues to offer hundreds of square miles of tile that serve as toilets for everybody.