Funny Quotes

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"When Mr. Wilbur calls his play Halfway to Hell he underestimates the distance." Brooks Atkinson

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Oscar Levant to an obnoxious acquaintance: "I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away."

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"No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on grounds that it was human nature." A.A. Milne

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"I have never met anyone who, when presented with more than four specials by a waiter, can recall the first two." Joseph Epstein

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"Aquinas teaches that every animal by simply existing is doing the will of God and pleasing him. That's more than I can say for most people." John Zmirak