> ## Content Index
> Fetch the complete content index at: https://thedailyeudemon.com/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further.

# Thursday
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/31617/
- Published: 2014-02-13T06:24:11.000Z
- Updated: 2014-02-13T06:24:11.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/ea/fd/eafdb338-c9b6-4f87-8363-78ab94cc3a18/content/images/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Quotes-300x225.jpg "Quotes")

Funny Quotes

On Aldous Huxley: "The stupid person's idea of the clever person." Elisabeth Bowen.

\*\*\*\*\*\*\*

Melville on Emerson's gaping flaw: "It was the insinuation that had he lived in those days when the world was made, he might have offered some valuable suggestions."

\*\*\*\*\*\*\*

Sidney Smith on the non-stop talker Macaulay: "He has occasional flashes of silence, that makes his conversation perfectly delightful."

\*\*\*\*\*\*\*

Waugh's comment when they found and removed a benign tumor from his friend Randolph Churchill: "It was a typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it."

\*\*\*\*\*\*\*

"If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me." Alice Roosevelt Longworth