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# Humorous
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/31391/
- Published: 2014-01-22T22:59:05.000Z
- Updated: 2014-01-22T22:59:05.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

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H.I.F.

[An assortment of George Carlin quotes at Lew Rockwell today](http://www.lewrockwell.com/2014/01/no%5Fauthor/george-carlin-said-it/?ref=thedailyeudemon.com).

“Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.”

“Electricity is just organized lightning.”

“I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it will work.”