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# 5:00 a.m.
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/3126/
- Published: 2005-11-24T10:00:57.000Z
- Updated: 2005-11-24T10:00:57.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: TWE, #wpChunk

TURKEY, n. A large bird whose flesh when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property attesting piety and gratitude. Incidentally, it is pretty good eating. Ambrose Bierce