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# Don't Drink Apple Martinis at Seminary Functions
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/3111/
- Published: 2005-11-23T12:29:51.000Z
- Updated: 2005-11-23T12:29:51.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Religion, #wpChunk

In response to the Vatican gay document that says the Church "cannot admit to the seminary and the sacred orders those who . . . support so-called gay culture," one wag says the Vatican is banning any male who likes musicals, apple martinis, Judy Garland songs, designer fashion, and rainbows.

Now that's funny.