Well, if this blog thing doesn't work out, at least I'll have options:
Former "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss is looking for a few good men.
Fleiss has decided to return to the world's oldest profession – and says this time she's going to open a brothel that caters to women.
"I am opening up a stud farm," Fleiss said. "I am going to have the sexiest men on earth. Women are going to love it."
Fleiss, 39, said she has reached a deal with a licensed brothel owner in Nevada to turn one of his three establishments, the Cherry Patch, into a posh bordello that she will rename "Heidi Fleiss' Stud Farm."