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# Marry the Abuser
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/3043/
- Published: 2005-11-16T18:31:56.000Z
- Updated: 2005-11-16T18:31:56.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Family, #wpChunk

> A woman says she still plans to marry the man who shot her in the groin and then held her hostage in his family's garage for six days.

[Link](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/MARRIAGE%5FAFTER%5FSHOOTING?SITE=NYNYD&SECTION=STRANGE&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2005-11-16-06-36-50&ref=thedailyeudemon.com).

This is great. I'm forming a local chapter of "Women are Happy About Pain!" (WHAP!). I'll make her the poster girl.