Humorous and Frustrating

H.I.F.

So if I'm reading this story correctly, this African priests starts dorfing a woman on Fridays, then decides he wants to marry her. He finds a group of other priests who want to dorf, and they get together and name him Archbishop of their group. The group then says priests within their group can marry, with the dorfin' Archbishop nodding assent.

And the article's title? "We're Catholic priests who want to marry"

I'm no expert on canon law, but I'm guessing they automatically incurred excommunication by marrying and naming a schismatic bishop. Therefore, the journalist may want to doublecheck the adjective before "priests" in that headline. Or change the present tense indicative "are" to the past tense.