Riotous Humor

Leno on the Muslim Frog Riots:

This is now the twelfth day of rioting in France. They have been rioting for almost two weeks. And France has still not surrendered. That's like a record.

Things are so bad in France, they're asking the Germans to come back.

The rioters are said to be upset because they are immigrants who have been treated poorly by the French. What? French people treating foreigners rudely? I can't believe that ”“ stop the presses.

And Letterman:

Regis Philbin and Donald Trump have recorded a CD full of Christmas music. It's doing very well overseas. The police in Paris are using it to disperse rioters.