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# Leno
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/29690/
- Published: 2013-10-09T22:16:17.000Z
- Updated: 2013-10-09T22:16:17.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

"Syrian dictator Assad says he may run for re-election next year. In fact, today he went over the results of next year's election and he said it looks pretty good."

"Circulation of newspapers has fallen to all-time lows. They say newspapers are becoming obsolete. I'll tell you how bad it's gotten. Today I saw a homeless guy sleeping on a park bench with an iPad on his face."