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# Ten Catholic Changes at Supreme Court
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/2907/
- Published: 2005-11-02T23:45:46.000Z
- Updated: 2005-11-02T23:45:46.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, Religion, #wpChunk

A reader sends this along. It's already hit quite a few blogs, but I'm cutting-and-pasting it, in case any of my readers haven't seen it yet:

> As David Bernstein points out today in this post on The Volokh Conspiracy, the confirmation of Judge Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court will result in a Catholic majority on that bench. It seems timely, therefore, to speculate on the potential changes in store for that august institution:

> 10) Meat-less Fridays all year round in the Supreme Court cafeteria;  
> 9) Oral arguments in Latin;  
> 8) The bones of Charles Carroll will be disinterred and placed in a glass coffin at the front of the Chamber;  
> 7) Collections between each session of oral argument;  
> 6) Supreme Court windows replaced with stained glass;  
> 5) "Oyez, oyez" will be replaced with rung Sanctus bells;  
> 4) Incense will be burned throughout each session;  
> 3) Supreme Court opinions will be deemed infallible and unreviewable by any earthly authority unless Rome intervenes;  
> 2) Catechism of the Catholic Church will now be "persuasive authority";  
> And, the number one change which a Catholic majority would make to the Supreme Court . . .  
> 1) Wednesday night bingo!