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# Funny Fallon
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/27979/
- Published: 2013-05-10T00:57:16.000Z
- Updated: 2013-05-10T00:57:16.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

A new survey found out the average American will spend $168 on Mother's Day this year. For any woman who's been through labor for a day and a half, remember, it pays exactly $168.

A movie version of "Dungeons and Dragons" is in the works. It's expected to set all-time records for people saying, "Ticket for one, please."