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# How Do You Serve Him with the Summons?
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/2727/
- Published: 2005-10-17T12:24:02.000Z
- Updated: 2005-10-17T12:24:02.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, Religion, #wpChunk

There's fodder for an entire theological treatise in here:

> A Romanian prisoner is suing God for failing to save him from the Devil.

> The inmate, named as Pavel M in media reports, accused God of "cheating, abuse and traffic of influence".

> His complaint reads: "I, the undersigned Pavel M, currently jailed at Timisoara Penitentiary serving a 20 years sentence for murder, request legal action against God, resident in Heaven, and represented here by the Romanian Orthodox Church, for committing the following crimes: cheating, concealment, abuse against people's interest, taking bribe and traffic of influence."

> The inmate argued that his baptism was a contract between him and God who was supposed to keep the Devil away and keep him out of trouble.

> He added: "God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life.

> "But on the contrary I was left in Devil's hands."

[Link](http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm%5F1576068.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com).