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# Bad Lines
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/2637/
- Published: 2005-10-10T20:13:05.000Z
- Updated: 2005-10-10T20:13:05.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

If you want to thank or curse the man who showed these to me, go to *[WonderDawg](http://wonderdawg777.blogspot.com/?ref=thedailyeudemon.com)*.

\~ A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

\~ What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)

\~ Time flies like an arrow -- Fruit flies like a banana.

\~ A backward poet writes inverse.

\~ In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

\~ If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

\~ With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

\~ Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

\~ When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

\~ The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

\~ A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart.

\~ You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

\~ He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

\~ A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.

\~ A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

\~ He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

\~ The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

\~ Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

\~ When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

\~ Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

\~ Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

\~ Acupuncture is a jab well done.

\~ Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

\~ An optometrist fell into a lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.