If Art is Subjective, Why Not?

He's as much a modern art exhibit as a lot of that trash:

A man stripped off naked and declared himself a "guest exhibit" at one of Germany's most respected museums. . .

According to visitors to the museum, Walter Hofmueller, 58, suddenly removed his clothes and climbed on to a table next to one of the pictures.

The police were called, and when when they arrived the man was still standing in the same position.

He was arrested and charged with exhibitionism and breach of the peace.

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