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# Friday
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/26123/
- Published: 2012-11-09T06:55:57.000Z
- Updated: 2012-11-09T06:55:57.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

Received in an Email

*Been out of town on business. Just this today:*

**College Football Jokes**

Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.  
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

Drool.  
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How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.  
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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?

The cow fell on him.  
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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.

One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."

The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"  
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A University of Cincinnati football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.

He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.

Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "

"Will the defendant please rise."  
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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?

The police officer.  
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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.  
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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A full set of teeth.  
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University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is going to dress only half of his players for the game this week; the other half will have to dress themselves.  
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How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.  
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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.  
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How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.