At least we can laugh as we hurtle toward Gommorah:
Torben Hansen, who has cerebral palsy, which severely affects his speech and mobility, believes his local authority should pay the extra charge he incurs when he hires a sex worker - because his disability means he cannot go to see them. His case is currently being considered.
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It's not illogical. The Danes, like the rest of their Scandinavian brethren, (i) place an inflated importance on sex and (ii) have a "cradle to grave" government system. If you put the two together, this is not an absurd request.
