Buy Stock in Kimberly-Clark
With predictions of 100-150 million deaths resulting from the bird flu, this product will "fly" off the shelves:
A tissue that is claimed to kill 99.9 per cent of cold and flu viruses has been developed.
Makers Kleenex say that within 15 minutes of a sneeze it zaps nearly all the 15,000 germs held in a hanky – and so stops them spreading.
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Maybe they'll give bulk purchase discounts to grade schools.