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# Office Slang
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/2466/
- Published: 2005-09-25T22:08:06.000Z
- Updated: 2005-09-25T22:08:06.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

A list of new office slang. [Link](http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/2005/03/new%5Foffice%5Fslan.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com). A few of my favorites:

> **404** \- Someone who is clueless. From the Web error message, “404 Not Found,” which means the document requested couldn't be located. “Don't bother asking John. He's 404.”

> **Blamestorming** \- A group discussion of why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

> **Body Nazis** \- Hard-core exercise and weight-lifting fanatics who look down on anyone who doesn't work out obsessively.

> **Chainsaw Consultant** \- An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the top brass with clean hands.

> **Cube Farm** \- An office filled with cubicles.

> **Dorito Syndrome** \- The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content. “I just spent six hours surfing the Web, and now I've got a bad case of Dorito Syndrome.”

> **Square-Headed Spouse** \- Computer.