Ten reasons beer is better than wine:
10. Beer doesn't rely on a piece of wood to give it character.
9. The French don't set the standard for beer-making and food-pairing.
8. Beer is richer, better looking and has a better body.
7. The twist-off cap. Wine makers are just starting to figure that one out.
6. Beer doesn't need a movie about two losers ("Sideways") to increase its popularity.
5. Beer never has a "bad year."
4. An old English beer-drinking song inspired the melody for "The Star-Spangled Banner." Wine coolers inspire Britney Spears.
3. No phony pseudo-sophisticated snobby elitist names starting with "chateau."
2. Beer is so cool we use it to describe ourselves. We want six-pack abs, not magnum thighs.
1. The Mayflower was loaded with beer, not wine. So was Ben Franklin when he discovered electricity.
Link (thanks, A Good Beer Blog)