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# The County Fair
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/2440/
- Published: 2005-09-23T20:38:17.000Z
- Updated: 2005-09-23T20:38:17.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

I took my family to the County Fair last night. Here's my Top Ten Thoughts That Crossed My Mind:

10\. The rides are $4 apiece. I spent $80 for unlimited-ride wristbands for my six walking children, and they each rode over $40 worth of rides. I made money.  
 9\. Couldn't the attendees wear better clothing, like Black Sabbath concert shirts or "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts?  
 8\. Do the ride workers wear sunglasses so they can scope girls or because they're stoned?  
 7\. Why am I the only guy wearing a collared shirt, and is my mouth pretty?  
 6\. Excess body piercings and poor hygiene must go together like tobacco juice and tattoos.  
 5\. Eric, keep telling yourself: "I'm against eugenics, I'm against eugenics, I'm against eugenics."  
 4\. A cellulited stomach does not work with a cut-off T-shirt.  
 3\. A cellulited stomach does not work with a cut-off T-shirt and a navel piercing.  
 2\. \[At the end of the evening:\] I need to shave my teeth.  
 1\. When did they rid of Pizza in a Cup?