Tuesday

Bullets

What makes it even worse: The portions are shrinking. Prostitute barters sex for McDonald's hamburgers. * * * * * * * That hooker couldn't have enticed these guys: Asexuals. They're people with no sexual proclivities whatsoever. The article says they comprise about 1% of the population (and 50% of the population in my bedroom). * * * * * * * He might have a checkered past, but Van Jones tells it like it is: “I think if President Obama came out as gay, he wouldn't lose the black vote." * * * * * * * Is Attila the Hun unfairly maligned? This article tries to rehabilitate him. It's not bad.

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