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# Funny Fallon
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/23259/
- Published: 2012-02-17T14:30:53.000Z
- Updated: 2012-02-17T14:30:53.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Miscellaneous, #wpChunk

After disputes over its nuclear program, Iran is threatening to stop exporting oil. Which means the U.S. may have to tap into its backup reserve: Mitt Romney's hair.

Today President Obama visited a factory in Wisconsin that brought back 100 jobs from China. It's got to be tough for the workers in China who lost those jobs – but kids always bounce back.

A court in Germany has reopened a 400-year-old case involving a woman who was found guilty of witchcraft. And if that woman is still alive for the trial, I'm gonna go ahead and say "Guilty.”