Weekdays with Maury

The free-sex mantras from the 1960s are common knowledge today: Get over the hang-ups; love everybody; share your body with everybody. Once everybody gets over these hang-ups and taboos about sex, society will make a real breakthrough in peace and love.

Austin Powers' views on living, in other words.

I'd like to make unrepentant proponents of these views watch hours of “He's my baby's Daddy but denies it” and "She gave me VD” episodes of The Maury Povitch Show. If they sit through three hours of this stuff and refuse to get on their knees and sign a recantation, they must, I fear, be taken outside and shot.