Drug Nazis Strike Again

Sounds like I've been partially violating the law (attempted violation?) since the doctor spanked me and made me cry:

[T]he owner of an oxygen bar at the Nebraska State Fair may be violating federal and state laws.
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration regulates pure oxygen and considers it a "legend drug," says Marla Augustine, spokeswoman for the state Health and Human Services System.
To dispense pure oxygen without authority of a prescription -- and the necessary license to issue one -- violates federal law, Augustine said Friday.

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