Received in an Email
Politically-incorrect humor:
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.
Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops. Although, they do make me look a bit gay.
Question - Are there too many immigrants in Britain?
17% said 'Yes'
11% said 'No'
72% said 'I am not understanding the question please.'
I was explaining to my Wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated and come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, 'You obviously haven't been listening.'
My wife has been missing a week now.
The police said to prepare for the worst.
So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
There's a new Muslim clothing shop that opened in our shopping center.
They threw me out after I asked if I could look at some of the bomber jackets.
Christmas is upon us. Light blogging winds blowing ahead. Everyone have a blessed Season.
