Don't swallow trash, even if you think it's beer:
A South Kingstown man who became ill after he drank from a beer bottle ingested a caustic liquid.
Police say the liquid that sent Michael Darigan to the hospital last Sunday resembles lye.
Lye is a highly concentrated solution of potassium hydroxide or sodium hydroxide. It's often found in commercial drain and oven cleaners.
The 53-year-old Darigan found the bottle along his jogging route last week.
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This reminds us of speculations about the discovery of beer. Some speculate that Sumerians or other ancient peoples drank water that had been sitting for awhile at the bottom of a corn or wheat bin. Having fermented, the grain water had become beer.
These, we surmised, weren't the earliest beer drinkers, but rather the earliest alcoholics.
