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# Get 'Em a Massachusetts Marriage License
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/2003/
- Published: 2005-08-12T18:22:30.000Z
- Updated: 2005-08-12T18:22:30.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Current Affairs, #wpChunk

> Boston's beloved pair of swans -- feted by city leaders, residents, and tourists alike as one of the Hub's most celebrated summer attractions -- are a same-sex couple. Yes, scientific tests have shown that the pair, named Romeo and Juliet, are really Juliet and Juliet.

[Link](http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2005/08/12/thou%5Fart%5Fno%5Fromeo/?ref=thedailyeudemon.com).

If anyone thinks this helps settle the nature v. nurture debate with regard to homosexuality, then we respectfully suggest it must also support the right of humans to befoul a lake with their waste. We've said the same thing when people point to monkeys' San Fransisco-nightclub behavior: "Okay, then it must be all right for us to hit each other on the head with rocks."