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# That's Nuts! . . .
- URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/1994/
- Published: 2005-08-11T20:23:16.000Z
- Updated: 2005-08-11T20:23:16.000Z
- Author: Eric Scheske
- Tags: Humor, #wpChunk

. . . but understandable:

> A man annoyed by a noisy car alarm fired at least three bullets into a Toyota Camry, silencing the alarm and bringing out police who hauled him away in handcuffs, authorities said.

[Link](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/ALARM%5FRAGE?SITE=NYNYD&SECTION=STRANGE&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2005-08-10-20-58-14&ref=thedailyeudemon.com).

Kinda reminds us of an old Sam Kinison line:  
 I don't condone wife abuse . . . BUT I UNDERSTAND IT!

Speaking of Kinison, we ran found these two reasonably-clean quotes at his official webpage ([PG-13 Link](http://www.samkinison.org/?ref=thedailyeudemon.com)):

> If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

> There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.