That's Nuts! . . .

. . . but understandable:

A man annoyed by a noisy car alarm fired at least three bullets into a Toyota Camry, silencing the alarm and bringing out police who hauled him away in handcuffs, authorities said.

Link.

Kinda reminds us of an old Sam Kinison line:
I don't condone wife abuse . . . BUT I UNDERSTAND IT!

Speaking of Kinison, we ran found these two reasonably-clean quotes at his official webpage (PG-13 Link):

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.