Conan: 'President Obama gave a nationally televised speech about Libya. The speech was titled, “No, I wasn't born there.'" Kimmel: "President Obama escalated the war in Afghanistan, he sent the Navy in to shoot at pirates in the Indian Ocean, and now he's attacking Libya. It's like he took the Nobel Peace Prize as an insult." Fallon: "A reporter in Florida said he was forced into a closet by Joe Biden's staff to keep him from talking to guests at a fundraiser. He said it wouldn't have been so bad if Biden wasn't already in there for the same reason."
