> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://thedailyeudemon.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Hollywood Squares - URL: https://thedailyeudemon.com/1855/ - Published: 2005-07-28T15:33:53.000Z - Updated: 2005-07-28T15:33:53.000Z - Author: Eric Scheske - Tags: Humor, #wpChunk Funny and nostalgic stuff from [*The Sudden Curve*](http://tonova.typepad.com/thesuddencurve/2005/07/hollywood%5Fsquar.html?ref=thedailyeudemon.com): > Here are some quotes from I found, when game show's responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. > Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk? > Paul Lynde: Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment. > Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? > Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. > Peter Marshall: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I love you"? > Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. > Peter Marshall: Prometheus was tied to the top of a mountain by the gods because he had given something to man. What did he give us? > Paul Lynde: I don't know what you got, but I got a sports shirt. > Peter Marshall: What are "Do It," "I Can Help" and "Can't Get Enough"? > George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next apartment. > Peter Marshall: What are "dual purpose" cattle good for that other Cattle aren't? > Paul Lynde: They give milk and cookies...but I don't recommend the cookies! > Peter Marshall: If you find someone lying unconscious in the street, should you do anything? > George Gobel: I'd probably crawl around him, I guess. > Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? > Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. > Peter Marshall: Eddie, according to the Institute of Motivational Research, a wife should be beware if another woman takes an interest in a certain item of her husband's clothing. What item? > Ed Asner: Well, shorts immediately springs to my mind... > Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other? > Paul Lynde: Tape measures. > Peter Marshall: Is there a weight limit for bags on airline flights in this country? > Charley Weaver: If she can fit under the seat, she can fly. > Peter Marshall: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? > Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. > Peter Marshall: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do? > Paul Lynde: Make him bark. > Peter Marshall: True or false, George...experts say there are only seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant. > George Gobel: Yes, and I think I voted for six of 'em. > Peter Marshall: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? > Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. > Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? > Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army! > Peter Marshall: According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margret would like to start having babies soon, but her husband wants her to wait a while. Why? > Paul Lynde: He's out of town. > Peter Marshall: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" Who plays Helen? > Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver - that's why they asked the question. > Peter Marshall: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? > Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? > Peter Marshall: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? > Charley Weaver: His feet. > Peter Marshall: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high? > Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. > Peter Marshall: Do female frogs croak? > Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water.